i have a crush on side burns man.

it's like those moments in games where there's downtime before a battle or a mission at your base so you mess around with the npcs. in this case, you flirt with the adorable mechanic as he's performing maintenance on the tanks with the determination to get some action before the real action begins.

anyway, it looks great. i never figured tank boy could look so good alongside a desert coyote death machine.

i hope they both have wieners.

i'll stop looking at people's asses the day medieval battle etiquette ever becomes about not looking at their ass. (i.e. never)